I was talking with a spirit-worker colleague, who is Ashkenazim though she worships a different pantheon of Gods, about my plans for the Starry Ram and she said, “No Jewish group is going to consider this legitimate, not even Reform Judaism. They turned Ašērah into a tree, and killed all of her priests!” This is a subject she feels very strongly about, and I won’t share the remainder of her diatribe or it’ll just throw petrol on the flames of the Sannion is a Nazi rumor.
“Well, if it’s any consolation no Polytheist group is going to accept it either. But whither my God goest, so go I. And what can I say, Dionysos loves the Jews. I keep finding traces of him in the region. It’s fucking crazy.” And then I rattled off a bunch of them, including stuff I haven’t touched on here because I’m still exploring rabbit holes. Also there was the whole exorcism I was preparing for, which severely reduced the time I had for research and blogging. “But hey, I’m used to people thinking I’m crazy. What kind of Dionysian would I be if people didn’t call me that?!” I was gracious enough not to add, “And the same people who criticize me now will be copying me in six months. And pretending it was their idea all along.”
I’ve been thinking about that exchange for the last couple days, and I’m concerned that I’m actually wrong in my snark. I’ve seen too many Palestinian flags and even open support for Hamas among the Polytheists of Tumblr, Tiktok and Reddit. Including Dionysians, I am sad to say. Some of the things they wrote churned my stomach and sent a chill down my spine. It takes a fucking lot to do that. So no, I do not think that we’ll see polytheistic Judaism become trendy. Hopefully handfuls of the devoted and curious. Enough to form a few minyānīm would be nice. And a marzēaḥ. What more does one need? But I don’t know what to do about the antisemitism in Polytheist circles. I guess they have never heard about شِرْك, and how the groups they’re cheerleading treat the كافر … apparently?












